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A day later I caught her spending $100.00 on make-up. So I asked her, how come I had to give up stuff but she didn't.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.]]> Man's Viewpoint http://divorcejokes.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry120501-013400 The Joke Index dj@thejokeindex.com Tue, 01 May 2012 08:34:00 GMT http://divorcejokes.thejokeindex.com/comments.php?y=12&m=05&entry=entry120501-013400 http://divorcejokes.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry120421-014910
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

2. You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-wife.

3. When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

5. My soon-to-be ex-husband brought his girlfriend to divorce court this week. I guess they figured she might as well know what to expect.

6. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

7. We were very happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for ten years!

8. "I've never been married, but I tell people that I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me." -- Elayne Boosler

9. You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-wife.

10. Q: Why do divorced men get married again?
A: Bad memory.]]> Both Viewpoints http://divorcejokes.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry120421-014910 The Joke Index dj@thejokeindex.com Sat, 21 Apr 2012 08:49:10 GMT http://divorcejokes.thejokeindex.com/comments.php?y=12&m=04&entry=entry120421-014910 http://divorcejokes.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry120410-142348
The lawyer asked, "Are you married?"

The woman answered. "Yes, of course."

The lawyer smiled and said, "Then you have grounds."
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"Did the judge split everything fairly when he granted the divorce?" asked John.

Bill said, "Kind of, I guess. She got to keep our money, the house, the car, the boat, the furniture and the dog. I got to keep everything I was wearing.".

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The theatre manager said he had two together, and then pointed to the two women behind the man. "You wouldn't want to come between mother and daughter, would you?"

The man turned around, and replied, "No I wouldn't. I tried that once, and regretted it right up until the divorce."

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"I'm sorry, we don't give loans for divorces" said the loan officer, "We make loans for real estate, automobiles, businesses, home improvements...."

The woman interrupts the loan officer and said, "Well, this will certainly be a Home Improvement."

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The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. Then the genie informs that he will give her three wishes. But, he cautions her, because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times what she wishes for.

The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makes her first wish. The first wish was for a billion dollars.

The genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting on one billion dollars. The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient of 10 billion dollars.

The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second wish. The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own private beach.

In an instant it was granted, but the genie then reminds again that her ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished for.

Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last wish. Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the woman informs the genie that she wants to make the last wish. But, before she can do this, the genie again warns her that her ex-husband will get ten times what she wishes for.

No problem, said the woman as she grinned in ecstasy. For my last wish.."Id like to give birth to twins".]]> Woman's Viewpoint http://divorcejokes.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry110408-194936 The Joke Index dj@thejokeindex.com Sat, 09 Apr 2011 02:49:36 GMT http://divorcejokes.thejokeindex.com/comments.php?y=11&m=04&entry=entry110408-194936 http://divorcejokes.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry090228-195104
"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.

"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

"Yes, I do," she replied.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making out?"

"Yes, I remember."

"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?'"

"Yes, I do," she said.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know...I would have gotten out today."]]> Man's Viewpoint http://divorcejokes.thejokeindex.com/index.php?entry=entry090228-195104 The Joke Index dj@thejokeindex.com Sun, 01 Mar 2009 03:51:04 GMT http://divorcejokes.thejokeindex.com/comments.php?y=09&m=02&entry=entry090228-195104