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Marriage Then Divorce 
Friday, May 9, 2008, 07:03 PM - Both Viewpoints
She married him because he was such a "strong man"
She divorced him because he was such a "dominating male."

He married her because she was so "fragile and petite."
He divorced her because she was so "weak and helpless."

She married him because "he knows how to provide a good living."
She divorced him because "all he thinks about is business."

He married her because "she reminds me of my mother."
He divorced her because "she's getting more like her mother every day."

She married him because he was "happy and romantic."
She divorced him because he was "shiftless and fun-loving."

He married her because she was "steady and sensible."
He divorced her because she was "boring and dull."

She married him because he was "the life of the party."
She divorced him because he is always "the life of the party."
Kathy 
Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 07:31 PM / http://www.nationallawyersdirectory.com ... lesco.html
In my opinion these are just plain funny and I enjoyed them. Thank you.
Kathy
Los Angeles County Lawyers
Richard 
Monday, February 2, 2009, 11:56 PM / http://cheapkeywords.info
@abey, I was and still am. Unfortunately my x became a bigamist and married another before divorcing me. Too bad we can't control others

These are funny because they are true.
abey 
Monday, February 2, 2009, 07:58 PM
If both had been in Jesus Christ than these "Excuses" would not have broken their bonds.

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